zooted

zooted
1. (Zooted) (1868↑, 355↓)
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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2. (zooted) (874↑, 266↓)
to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

3. (Zooted) (666↑, 359↓)
when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real

Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip\! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted\!

4. (Zooted) (381↑, 205↓)
1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief. 2. Very intoxicated/high. 3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.

-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick. -That blunt got me so zooted.

Author: FreeTrial4DeatH http://zooted.urbanup.com/2455621
5. (Zooted) (336↑, 202↓)
to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

6. (zooted) (214↑, 86↓)
In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.

You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.

Author: Colombiano186 http://zooted.urbanup.com/2868289
7. (Zooted) (173↑, 135↓)
When you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo'fcka.

Damn dog, I just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.

8. (Zooted) (35↑, 20↓)
being soo [high] that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by [soulja boy]). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any [mary jane]

Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED? Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself) Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga\!

Author: Chiefin on itttt. http://zooted.urbanup.com/4141698
9. (Zooted) (7↑, 4↓)
To be excited about something

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"

10. (Zooted) (1↑, 0↓)
Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

Author: the fucking machine http://zooted.urbanup.com/6376827
11. (zooted) (13↑, 13↓)
Being so high that you forget your own name.

Dude, I am just zooted.

12. (Zooted) (4↑, 5↓)
A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.

"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour." "For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted\!

13. (Zooted) (9↑, 10↓)
Being High on Cocaine.

Damn last night me and my bro bought an 8ball of some super good good. We got SOOOO Zooted we were out of our minds.

Author: m Cube From the HBG http://zooted.urbanup.com/5012400
14. (Zooted) (8↑, 10↓)
Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell\!\!\!

I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind

15. (Zooted) (3↑, 8↓)
To become hyper; usually with the ingestion of nitric oxide substances. Refers to the self-induced “pump” or extreme energy that proceeds aggressive weight lifting. Often associated with the noun zoot juice.

Zach wanted to solve his Rubik's cube but he was too zooted to relax.

16. (Zooted) (9↑, 14↓)
Being Under The Influence Of Drugsz, To Be High Mainly Under Weed.

Ayo0 Im Muthafuccin Zooted Off Thisz Purple Haze Nikka\!\!

17. (Zooted) (96↑, 101↓)
High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at\!

Author: Cristobal Martin http://zooted.urbanup.com/1402363
18. (zooted) (0↑, 7↓)
being so pumped up on adderall or caffeine or 5 hours that you are so happy and excited to be doing school work....... aka the funnest legal feeling ever.

This coffee is getting me so zooted right now, shit. Tori give me an adderall, im tryna get zooted today. ZOOTED QUEENS.

Author: A ZOOTED QUEEN http://zooted.urbanup.com/5557489
19. (zooted) (26↑, 35↓)
When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now" Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire" Guy says, "McDonald's \!?\!?\!?" Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

Author: RJ Snackworth http://zooted.urbanup.com/3003197
20. (zooted) (74↑, 87↓)
that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

21. (Zooted) (7↑, 21↓)
In East Tennessee, It means you're fucked off Xanax. All you want to do is chillax.

I just ate 3 Z-boys 30 minutes ago and now I'm zooted out the frame.

22. (zooted) (21↑, 40↓)
getting fucked up on weed

i am bou to get hella zooted before sadies- deja

23. (zooted) (3↑, 24↓)
(adj): The state of being extraordinarily hyper, usu. from consuming 2 or more energy drinks, such as Red Bull or Monster.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy, he looks like he;s on crack xD Guy 2: Nah, he's just had a few Red Bulls, the dude's just zooted...

24. (zooted) (9↑, 37↓)
What Tuquan Watt is all the time. So f'd up all the time that the only words he can say are "mad zooted". Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much\!

"I'm mad zooted, nigga\! Zooted\!"

Author: Bowditch 3rd Floor http://zooted.urbanup.com/2807123
25. (zooted) (9↑, 44↓)
term used to describe you being "clean" or "fresh". Meaning you take care of yourself, always looking your best. Usually used by the african american generation. See soulja boys song: I'm Zooted.

Don: Lets go out tonight to the club. Mark: True, im so freaking zooted all dem ladies be hittin me up.

Author: BobMarleyLovers http://zooted.urbanup.com/3163706
26. (Zooted) (38↑, 73↓)
Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.

" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son" "word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"

27. (zooted) (2↑, 39↓)
it means she is hype, or very crazy

that girl was zooted at that party yesterday. that girl is zooted u dont wont her

Author: chelsy cherelle http://zooted.urbanup.com/3237602
28. (Zooted) (8↑, 45↓)
Fresh: Nice Gear. Hella Fresh

I got these new Js: Im Zooted\!

29. (zooted) (11↑, 48↓)
to be fresh as a mother fucka

damn joe you see that nigga over there he zooted as hell

30. (zooted) (20↑, 57↓)
verb: 1) To be so under the influence of cocaine that one becomes paranoid and forgets where they are. 2) To be so affected by the effects of cocaine that one forgets nights past activites.

1) I'm so zooted. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 2) Dude I got so zooted last night... Where are my pants.

Author: Rachel Horowitz http://zooted.urbanup.com/2378069
31. (zooted) (8↑, 47↓)
To be so fresh everybody wants to cop your style.To have so much [swagga].Like if you went to school and saw a hobo and the hobo said ur not dipped out and then u said you jus mad cuz you aint zooted like me.u jus have all the new gear and kicks also a song soulja boy made

you:Im so Zooted Hobo:I aint You:yOu well duh i have on jordans,Coogi,Rocawear,and Akdmks Hobo:I BARELY HAVE CLOTHES yOU:yOU JUS HATIN CUZ U NOT ZOOTED

Author: 2MUCHSWAGGADAGGA http://zooted.urbanup.com/3044254
32. (zooted) (3↑, 43↓)
horny as a mother fucka that you'd f**k anything that moves

I'm zooted i did my mom last night

Author: David Tingley http://zooted.urbanup.com/3656432
33. (Zooted) (41↑, 83↓)
When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

34. (zooted) (65↑, 123↓)
being super fresh,clean,everyday wearing something different

(soulja boy) super fresh and my swag so official im zooted.

Author: christian lee http://zooted.urbanup.com/3071222
35. (Zooted) (17↑, 85↓)
To be [high] under the influence of PCP.

I was so zooted I heard the color green.

36. (Zooted) (9↑, 79↓)
to feel the effects of rollin a methamphetamine pipe ten to two or two to ten

yo this niggas so zooted he cleaned his whole house(every fuckin square millimeter) with a toothbrush

Author: neurosurgeonman http://zooted.urbanup.com/1486569
37. (zooted) (7↑, 80↓)
Praying to the point your in nother demention "that is also a holy ghost high"

I'm zooted befor the preacher lays hands on me\!\!\!\!

38. (zooted) (10↑, 85↓)
Drunk Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

Related: high, stoned, drunk, weed, marijuana, baked, wasted, blazed, fucked up, booted, gone, zoot, faded, blunt, lifted, bong, bud, fresh, lit, crunk, mary jane, pot, blasted, blitzed, blunted, bombed, fried, fucked, hammered, hyphy, smoke, trashed, alcohol, blitted, blowed, clean, cocaine, coke, crank, dro
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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